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Friday, June 8, 2007


Thanks, Stan Kegel!

When the cop was off duty, he often hung around bars in the seedier parts of town, listening to rumors and trying to get a sense of what was going on.

One evening a quite stunningly beautiful lady walked in and ordered a drink.

The cop watched her, fascinated that such a comely, well dressed woman would be in a dive like this.

She seemed to notice his stare; she turned and came over to where he sat.

"Can I buy you a drink?" she asked, her azure gaze holding his eyes as though her were hypnotized."S-s-s-sure!" he stammered, not believing his luck. She was gorgeous!

Just then the bartender snorted, "Hey, buddy, that's no lady!" and laughed out loud.

"What?!?" the cop asked, confused.

"Like I said. That's no lady. He's not a woman, either!" the bartender said.

The cop's face turned a deep red as his anger rose. "Why, you... I oughta run you in!" he growled at the "lady".

"For what?" he/she answered, "I haven't done anything illegal, have I?"

"For male fraud!" was the cop's reply. (By Clynch Varnadore)

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