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Friday, June 1, 2007

Limericks: III

There once was a maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think,
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.

1 comment:

NurseontheRun said...

From the crypt underneath old St. Giles
Came a scream that resounded for miles.
Said the vicar, "Good gracious!
Has father Ignatius
Forgotten, the bishop has piles?"

Not original...but so funny, I keep recycling it.